This is the New Life you're looking for!

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It's Easter again! Looks like Lopunny hid a few extra eggs this year containing different Pokemon. You can claim an egg and wait for it to hatch on Easter Day. The rules and concept (and literally 99.9% of this thread) will be the same as last year's, except for a couple minor changes. Everyone will receive a chance to create a new life. Members who pay $2,000 for services will receive a Pokemon egg. Inside this fragile shell is a baby Pokémon, waiting to be born into this world. You must take care of the egg, keeping it warm and comforted. Should you do so, your efforts will be rewarded. A Pokemon from your stats will be rolled. Members can choose to pay more to have certain Pokémon removed from their stats. You can choose to pay 7.5k to have 20% of your Pokemon removed from your stats, or 15k for 40%. This is not necessary, but is available if you wish to use it. You will then post which Pokemon you are removing from your list. Removals will be rounded up and will be calculated based off the number of eligible Pokémon.

Props to Ash for last year's thread.

Rules

• An URPG member may only receive one egg.
• You need to have at least 3 Pokemon in order to participate. Temporary Pokémon and unbreedable Pokémon are not counted. If you have a temporary Pokémon that you obtained from a trade, make sure to state it somewhere in your post.
  [*] By paying $2,000, you will receive a Pokemon Egg. Like most transactions, you must post your original cash amount and the resulting deduction.
• By paying an additional $7,500, you can remove 20% of Pokemon from your stats and they will not be counted in the roll. If you get a number that isn't whole, round down to the next whole number. (14.4 to 14, for example.)
• By paying an additional $15000, you can remove 40% of Pokemon from your stats and they will not be counted in the roll. If you get a number that isn't whole, round down to the next whole number. (14.4 to 14, for example.)
• Post which Pokemon you want to exclude.
• You must provide either a link to a numbered list in your stats or provide a numbered list at the time of purchasing. Do not come here and say "it's in my stats;" I will simply deny your transaction because I'm not going to go hunt down a numbered list for this. I will attempt to monitor this thread and let you know if you forget to post a list, but if I don't see one in your post by the time I start rolling, I'm denying your transaction.
• People may only receive an egg between the moment this is posted today, Wednesday, March 9th and Saturday, March 26th at 11:59pm EST.
• After 11:59pm EST on March 26th, on March 27th (EASTER!!!!), the eggs will hatch and you'll get your shiny new Pokemon that you'll have to spend the next 18 years caring for!
• You don't have to post to hatch your egg. On the day itself, I will roll the hatched Pokemon for everyone right away. Not only is it less confusing, it is also more convenient.
• Only Pokemon capable of producing an egg by any means will be hatched. Thus, Pokémon such as Ditto or (most) legendary Pokémon won't be counted.
• I will not be maintaining a list of who has purchased an egg in this post. When the time comes for me to hatch your eggs, I will simply go through this thread and post everyone's hatched egg. Yes, you should get a notification when it's been posted.

Now, some people may ask what is the purpose of getting a Pokemon you already have (other than the sentimental value). We do encourage trading or gifting with other members of the URPG. That way, both people benefit and the love is shared.

 

$43,500 - $2,000 = $41,500.

Spoiler

1. Pikachu
2. (Mega)Alakazam
3. (Mega)Slowbro
4. Gengar
5. Marowak
6. Kangaskhan
7. Starmie
8. Gyarados
9. Lapras
10. Jolteon
11. Kabuto
12. Crobat
13. Xatu
14. Azumarill
15. Politoed
16. Espeon
17. Slowking
18. Wobbuffet
19. Girafarig
20. Heracross
21. Delibird
22. (Mega)Houndoom
23. Miltank
24. Blaziken
25. (Mega)Gardevoir
26. (Mega)Sableye
27. (Mega)Mawile
28. (Mega)Medicham
29. Claydol
30. Cradily
31. Feebas
32. Chimecho
33. (Mega)Metagross
34. Roserade
35. (Mega)Garchomp
36. Togekiss
37. (Mega)Gallade
38. Rotom Wash-Form
39. Musharna
40. Excadrill
41. Lilligant
42. Scrafty
43. Sigilyph
44. Archeops
45. Reuniclus
46. Beheeyem
47. Chandelure
48. Delphox
49. Greninja
50. Diggersby
51. Meowstic (Male)
52. Malamar
53. Sylveon
54. Goodra

 

I'll take the cheap baby-making service please. Send a brunette.

Numbered list in the top right: Monbrey's Pokemon

$162,000 - $2,000 = $160,000

 

Since I'm feeling lucky, lets see what my egg holds.

$17500 - $17000 = $500 (aka: broke-ish)

I'm paying to remove 40% which appears to be 14 of my PKMN from a total of 36.

Spoiler

1. Gardevoir
2. Lanturn
3. Metagross
4. Dusknoir
5. Gengar
6. Greninja
7. Espeon
8. Garchomp
9. Arcanine
10. Jolteon
11. Rotom-Wash
12. Raichu
13. Porygon-Z
14. Jolteon
15. Rotom-Frost
16. Lapras
17. Swampert
18. Weavile
19. Starmie
20. Scizor
21. Manectric
22. Electivire
23. Gallade
24. Ambipom
25. Gyarados
26. Gliscor
27. Alakazam
28. Infernape
29. Kingdra
30. Salamence
31. Cradily
32. Crobat
33. Yanmega
34. Slowbro
35. Rhyperior
36. Sceptile

 

4.25k - 2k = 2.25k

I'm probs going to sell one of my mon's babes on the market as trade bait or just cash, depending on their external value. #newagePokemonslavery

Spoiler

1. Starmie
2. Arcanine
3. Jolteon
4. Ludicolo
5. Jumpluff
6. Blaziken
7. Swampert
8. Gastrodon
9. Espeon
10. Whimsicott
11. Kabutops
12. Politoed
13. Greninja
14. Galvantula
15. Scizor
16. Omastar
17. Jellicent
18. Gyarados
19. Sceptile
20. Scrafty
21. Slowking
22. Houndoom
23. Wobbuffet
24. Blastoise
25. Cradily
26. Lapras
27. Heliolisk
28. Carracosta
29. Sharpedo
30. Seismitoad
31. Azumaril
32. Ninetales
33. Sandslash
34. Alakazam
35. Medicham
36. Eelektross
37. Dusclops
38. Tentacruel
39. Golurk
40. Gorebyss
41. Dragonite
42. Seaking
43. Chandelure
44. Froslass
45. Sawsbuck
46. Lopunny
47. Mawile
48. Kirlia
49. Hawlucha
50. Altaria
51. Pichu

Minus 1 for Pichu

 

Let's go for some more babies.

$2k-$2k=I done be broke

Numbered list

 

$4,500 - $2,000 = $2,500

Roar/Whirlwind Rolling List You'd probably need to minus one for Ditto.

 

Let's give this a shot.

$4,500 - $2,000 = $2,500

Numbered Pokémon List

 

Make sure you note that Elekid and Latias cannot produce eggs.

 

Yeah sure.

$7,000-$2,000=$5,000

http://ebailurpgstats.proboards.com/thread/2/pokemon

Spoiler

1. Nidoking
2. Crobat
3. Kingdra
4. Ambipom
5. Milotic
6. Infernape
7. Dragonite
8. Gliscor
9. Salamence
10. Scizor
11. Aerodactyl
12. Starmie
13. Drifblim
14. Gardevoir
15. Blaziken
16. Absol
17. Chandelure
18. Volcarona
19. Alakazam
20. Jolteon
21. Metagross
22. Rotom
23. Talonflame
24. Darmanitan
25. Arcanine
26. Sawsbuck
27. Eelektross
28. Lapras
29. Klefki

 

http://elysia.freeforums.net/thread/2/pokemon-stats?page=1&scrollTo=2
^ numbered list of things!

taking a regular egg, please and thanks!
14,400 - 2,000 = 12,200

 

Since it isn't Winter's dice, why not?

25500 - 2000 = 23500

Spoiler

01. Machoke the Gallade.
02. Fluffy the Gastrodon.
03. Rhyperior the Swampert.
04. Piplup the Garchomp.
05. Surskit the Torterra.
06. Tranquil the Nidoqueen.
07. Piloswine the Charizard.
08. Tho the Diggersby.
09. Larvesta the Dugtrio.
10. Froslass the Hippowdon.
11. Bastiodon the Drapion.
12. Gliscor the Carracosta.
13. Weedle the Galvantula.
14. Pikachu the Girafarig.
15. Scizor the Golem.
16. Shuckle the Flygon.
17. Abomasnow the Gliscor.
18. Simisage the Ambipom.
19. Galvantula the Clefable.
20. Arcanine the Staraptor.
21. Hypno the Excadrill.
22. Blank the Camerupt.
23. Blank the Lickilicky.
24. Blank the Chandelure.
25. Hiver the Mamoswine.
26. Girafarig the Greninja.
27. Glitch the Porygon2 (PERMA).
28. Frank N. Furter the Lopunny.
29. Fellykins the Cinccino.
30. Loud and Clear the Exploud.

 

And Nidoqueen cannot breed.

 

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Happy Easter, URPG! May you all enjoy your new baby Pokemon!

I hope it's brunette enough for you.

(Rejects were Swampert and Jolteon.)

(Reject was an Elekid.)

Not sure if that's better or worse than what Winter would've rolled you.